When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013
Get the Pool Noodle Ejaculationmug. by DeLiCiOuS January 3, 2004
Get the Playing Pocket Poolmug. A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.
B. Taking a S**t.
B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
by Coiked April 13, 2004
Get the Taking the kids to the poolmug. by megan July 7, 2004
Get the dropping the kids at the poolmug. A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018
Get the Pool Noodlemug. The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.
The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.
Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.
Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
Get the Like a pool of melonsmug. Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010
Get the swimming in the kiddie poolmug.