Hayden

Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.

You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory

by who likes australian people November 2, 2021

Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.

Hayden and tess are so sexy

by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024

A hayden suber

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time

Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber

by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is a boy who is very large. He has bad tempers. If you get in a fight with hayden, I advise you to get the high ground quickly.

Person 1 POV "Hayden, why you get B in maths?"
Hayden (Temper goes up)
Person 1 *Climbs mount everest

by REALNAMEUSED August 11, 2023

Hayden john

A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house

Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?

by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022

Hayden

a fat vietnamese chigga. he is stupid unless it comes to banh mi

"Hayden runs all the banh mi stores in Cabra"

by karreyhang December 7, 2023

Hayden

Stupid fucking white cracker who fucks all of his men and wishes he could touch girls. Dogshit at being mean but constantly tries. Never going to touch any puss.

Person 1: Woah a pedo!
Person 2: No it's just Hayden

by HadinVangldr April 12, 2021