hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine

I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit

by robvic62b December 28, 2005

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012

The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

Hammer thrower

Dirty football player known for bad hard man tactics will no real ball skills, often originating from ibrox and tynecastle

They're just a team of hammer throwers

by MC15 June 13, 2019

Underground Hammer

The act of have a finger shoved up a males ass while A) getting a blow job or B)Jerking off

She was blowin' the hell out of me and finished me off while giving me an underground hammer

by Snaggeltooth 27 November 27, 2010

hammers and strings

a piano

Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.

'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin

by uoyssimi December 23, 2008

country hammers

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!

That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!

by tgriff79 April 18, 2008