A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by What is life 666 April 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. 
Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Someone who is destined to be lonely till the day they die. Anyone he dates will have their heart broken. Dylan hides all emotions and you can't trust his smile because its always a fake smile just to make him look happy but in the end he just cant wait till his life is over. Nevee rrust his kind words because he says them to gain your trust then he will abuse this trust to get what he wants with you then he will ditch you with a broken heart.
In short Dylan's are assholes amd are worthless.
In short Dylan's are assholes amd are worthless.
by Dilloinnnn December 18, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.