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The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.
My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.
by 694206969 November 15, 2021
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batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.
"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"
by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022
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Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.
Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.
by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024
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Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman
by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022
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Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!
Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
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