your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
by Havos January 24, 2007
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your mom gay

"your mom gay" is a joke that can be used to infer that the other party's mother is "gay"
your mom gay
no u
by KhaoZs March 03, 2018
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Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)
Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.
by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011
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your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
your moms penis
by slimshadey January 16, 2010
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Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.
Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
by Matress1230 November 12, 2020
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your mom is hot

Self Explanitory
by Ben Personick January 03, 2004
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your mom's box

the last thing that psycho mark, opie and anthony said before they got taken off the air in NY
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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