Office workers

With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.

Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."

by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017

not safe for work

what urban dictionary would be if it has images for the definitions

this site has lots of not safe for work definitions

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 9, 2022

do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.

"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.

by DeanL July 24, 2006

work

crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.

where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....

by pirateskizzle December 18, 2004

work

a female that you have in a certain area or hood

"damn you got work in oakland, san francisco, and hayward man you a pimp!"

by nigga gabe July 27, 2006

Work

A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.

After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work

by GothicMooCow May 27, 2008