Woofk

Unenthusiastic acceptance.

She left me…. Woofk

by Eddie122 February 29, 2024

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

Woofdsw

It means woof (furry) and dsw (dick sucking whore)

"Bread's name is woofdsw on ROBLOX"

by agagagvbag2a April 1, 2025

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025

woof boy

a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)

“oh please, he’s gotta be a woof boy. i mean, look at how nicely he sits on his knees for her!-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? May 18, 2025

Woofing

Not getting down like that, Not going out that way

"Cut stop politicking we ain't woofing like that"

"Ight G 10-4"

by anonymous June 12, 2025