Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Scum Wizard

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

wizard hat

When you poop so much that a mound appears in the bowl, and it looks like a brown wizard hat.

I blasted so much that I made a wizard hat.

by Zorroslade May 6, 2008

wizards sleeve

Another term for a vagina

That ladies got a saggy wizards sleeve.

by riskykut August 7, 2006

Rave Wizard

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

by sithenation November 5, 2006

angry wizard

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

by Renfest Geek February 28, 2009