Wearing A Wire

The discovery of a woman with a tampon inserted - the discovery of a tampon string - When the tampon string is visible

1) Before the act of intercourse commences, the gentleman grazes his hand over the ladies labias and politely asks “Dearest maiden, are you wearing a wire?” As he digs deeper, he tugs on the ladies tampon string.
2) Yo my man! Check that stripper on the pole, she know she ain’t right for spreading that wide, bitch wearing a wire!

by CheddarBaeBiscuit June 2, 2018

Shoe on a Wire

The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.

Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!

by Jack De October 9, 2008

Shoes on a wire

A pair of shoes tied together and hanging from power lines or tree branches signifies that someone beloved is on drugs (specially marijuana) and there is no way back from there for that person. The shoes belong to said person. The reason they are hanging is that the shoes are high above the ground, symbolizing the state of the person, who is said to be in a permanent condition of submission known as "high af". Some people state that when the individual's spirit returns, he an his family will walk that much closer to heaven.

"Hey dude, look up those Shoes on a Wire near Steve's house, I thought he stopped smoking joints"

by Pawlo Andrew June 22, 2016

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.

"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.

by Xander Parkinson March 2, 2008

chicken on a wire

When you have a friend just watching a conversation

"Why doesn't Ray ever talk in our group?" "Man cause he just being a chicken on a wire, bruh."

by Karmaswrath April 10, 2017

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003