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Where my knickers at?

Phrase heard often when waking up next to a hung over englishwoman you brought home from a bar.

Phrase used when a white guy wants to sound cool, but not say the "N" word.
Oi, bloody 'ell my 'ead 'urts! Who is this guy, and why am i naked? I need to leave quick before he wakes up! Where my knickers at?

Damn i'm bored! Where my knickers at?
by Ry Lo April 14, 2010
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where the sun don't shine

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation
The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.
by pengpeng September 20, 2007
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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009
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wheresgeorge

A phrase asking a question, if you couldn't tell. It is also a currency tracking service where you can see where the money you have came from, and let others do the same. If you see a bill with "See where I've been/ Track where I go next/ www.WheresGeorge.com, then you can enter that bill into the registry, and do just that. It's interesting to see how far the pieces of paper end up going.

also WheresGeorge, etc.
"Hey look, I just found out wheresGeorge."

"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"

"Whatever. "
by Hans le Noir November 21, 2005
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Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011
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Wheres my hug guy

This refers to a man who lacks true confident & the ability to talk to women. Similar to a gyal clown, these men are usually emotionally unstable & will do the most to try to impress or win a woman over even if it makes him look like a complete fool or a beg.

These men will also be quick to start problems or issues with another man because the women favor them instead of himself. Its like a child who throws a tantrum when it doesn't get what it wants.
Girl 1: whys this guy so catty and emotional he's a proper wheres my hug guy sis

Girl 2: yeah lock that off
by Arron j smith December 24, 2021
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God-knows-where

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"
by Emmerson Bigguns April 2, 2006
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