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Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.
Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.
by BMO69 April 18, 2010
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White Whale

Term used to describe an opponent/nemesis who is extremely difficult to defeat. The term can also apply to miscellaneous games or events which are difficult to master.
The USC Trojans, although indisputably the most talented team in the PAC 10, always struggle against the undermanned Oregon State Beavers. One can surmise that the Beavers are the Trojans' White Whale.

Isaac has not beaten Jamal in a 1-on-1 basketball game in the last 20 tries. Jamal is his White Whale.

Baron excelled at video games as a child, although he was noticeably deficient at Guitar Hero, struggling to even play Medium Level songs. After many miserable bouts with failure, he conceded that Guitar Hero was his White Whale, the one game which he could not overcome.
by Z_19 September 14, 2009
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moaning whale

a big boned/enormous girl getting screwed and making loud sounds that make you want to cringe e.g emma dowsing.
i was banging that fat chick lastnight .. how drunk was i she was a moaning whale. i couldnt even find the hole.
by fuktart July 16, 2011
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blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004
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White Whale

The Girl or Guy that you really like but never seem to be able to go out with or stay together with. "The one that got away".

the term derives from the novel "Moby Dick". in the novel Captain Ahab refers to Moby Dick (Who is a white whale) as "The one that got away".

The nice thing about a white whale is that it gives you hope that someday you will be reunited. and ride off happily together into the sunset!
Man, I really miss my friend Taylor, too bad we could never get together, I guess she is just my white whale
by 20alpine October 28, 2010
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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.
"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."
by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007
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whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina
guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"
by red chickens00 May 9, 2008
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