Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Wet Peach

A man or woman’s booty/ass that has been ejaculated and(or) nutted on

Hanna: ooooh I have such a wet peach
Jim: thank god I pulled out in time

by BlackDiamond2000 November 28, 2019

wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

Wet wop

Inferring that you want a sloppy and determined blow job from a girl with no sex to follow

Joe is tired and slightly horny so he hit up a girl for a wet wop.

by MrPleasureMan May 21, 2018

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

Wet swamped

The blue balls but for the female sex

"He was teasing and touching me but then I had to leave so I was wet swamped".
"Hey Becky I am on the train right now and am completely wet swamped".

"Jack is such bad boy he wet swamps me all the time".
"Whilst sitting in the subway, I felt my underwear and how wet swamped I was".

by JessicaWhite January 8, 2022