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The weasels

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels
by Doomboon October 22, 2013
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sex weasel

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.
Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.
by Captain sex weasel November 24, 2013
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Dick Wiesel

A Dick Wiesel is someone who is always very annoying and he is a douche bag that never shuts up. They are always following you and never leave.
Hey Jim, Did you see that Dick Wiesel following us today.
by Dick Wiesel June 17, 2015
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lip weasel

Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015
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Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.
Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts
by Res562cue May 14, 2016
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beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
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Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it
I gave her the old steamy weasel last night
by Steamy June 24, 2016
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