tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 24, 2003

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009

Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.

That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!

by SamDePree February 27, 2009

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

3am watcher

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am

I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am

by UncleMoe6969 May 6, 2020

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

by websteurgeon January 11, 2010