shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.

Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.

by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024

Tariff-wanking

When Trump rolls out his shiny new 10% tariffs, then threatens 25% tariffs like he’s upping the ante at a poker table where everyone already knows he’s bluffing

Cool. While you’re busy tariff-wanking, we’ll just lock in one of the biggest free trade zones on Earth with South America.

by Bareenelleranden January 20, 2026

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation

nigel wanking a homo

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

by Ephraim June 7, 2025