Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.
Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”
by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021
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walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.
person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”
by streborarella June 16, 2022
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High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'
A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart
by __naux__ October 22, 2024
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Walmart worker

A very lazy person
Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass
by Diddle whole September 28, 2018
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Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.
Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."
by sethro57 January 17, 2024
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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 31, 2018
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Walmart skateboard

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
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