Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry

Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer

by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024

The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.

The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.

by Jolene_Wisco January 4, 2017

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

Wisconsin milksogdog

Wisconsin milksogdog is a rare cuisine shared amongst the white community consisting of a large mug (preferably chilled) of milk (whole vitamin D. Heavy cream watered down 2% is also acceptable) with slices of raw, boiled, or grilled hotdogs added for flavor

Me: Hey Philski you wanna get an appetizer of Wisconsin milksogdog’s?

Philski: What kind of stupid question is that? No ketchup obviously

by Will.iam0626 April 2, 2019