Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

out of whack

One who has exhausted all desire to masturbate. In this definition whack refers to semen. "Out of" suggests you are tapped dry.

Ha ha Jimmy can't play soggy cracker tonight as he is out of whack!

by zappa2001 September 22, 2005

Google Whack

to type something in to ww.google.com and only get one result.

I enjoy google-whacking.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

bailiff, whack his peepee

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

by stamplerels September 4, 2021

Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010

jimmy sack whack

another word for jimmy tap but much more vicious

"Hey, do you know what a jimmy sack whack is?" "No, what is it?" "I'll show you." "Oww, why'd you do that, now I'm not going to be able to have kids."

by Beegis June 23, 2006

dude this shit is whack

a common phrase used by druggies when they've run out of crack or marijuana or just when theyre in a crap mood

'have some crack man'*hands other person large joint*
'is it from da ghetto man?'*takes joint and starts smoking it*
'nah, im too cool for da ghetto man'
'woow dude! dont insult ma roots!well *throws joint onto floor* dis shit is whack anyway man'

by the one and only.. August 13, 2005