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midnight snack-whack

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.
by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
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mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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whack ass clown

Someone who's more stupid than a clown that's crap at his job, aka, a whack ass clown.
by iam June 26, 2003
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whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.
David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.
by David Marcus October 27, 2004
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wiggety wiggety whack

crazy, abnormal, out of sync with reality

likely to have originated from the Kriss Kross song Jump; has since appeared in the lyrics of other hip-hop and rap songs
The polls have always been wiggety wiggety whack -- think back to New Hampshire.
by CaMind March 10, 2009
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playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game
I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!
by SamuraiSevens November 8, 2008
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Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.
by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009
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