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Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 7, 2008
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Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.
Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.
by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008
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Chaz-Weiner

n(1). A person who lacks skill to do something
n(2). An item that is stupid
v(1). To do an action
n(1). Steve is such chaz-weiner that he can't even play Super Mario.
n(2). My airsoft gun is being a chaz-weiner.
v. Dude, Marko just chaz-weinered over that hole!
by Joshuel Boydee June 30, 2008
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e-weiner

Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace
His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.
by YoBoy24 January 13, 2009
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Sturdy Weiner

It is something you call someone that has made you angry. You say it when you feel someone has disrespected you or has ruined things for you.

-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.

--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class
Ex: *Someone bumps into you and doesn't apologize* You call them a "Sturdy Weiner!"
by Nazarena Ny'Kholle February 7, 2013
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pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
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weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.
Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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