Grafton High School Virginia

A school full of so many band kids that all the sport teams suck. Can't win a Homecoming game but at least the band looks cool. Had an electrical fire in 2020 and had to ship the students to a different school. Overall the only thing it has going for it is that the school itself is pretty and the band can play Game of Thrones

"Did you hear Grafton High School Virginia burned caught fire for the 3rd time today?"
"Again?"

by We didn't start the fire November 21, 2021

West Virginia Wet Wipe

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

by Nam0r February 6, 2020

West Virginia Button Docking

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.

Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!

by ENGinerding August 6, 2019

West Virginia Fried Rat

When lighting strikes a pull, sending an electric current into an oven and frying a rat to death.

Malacky lived in an apartment and got West Virginia Fried Rat when a lighting storm struck.

by Uniifyyy July 2, 2018

West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face

My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.

by Pappy07 January 18, 2016

West Virginia Space shuttle

A mixed drink containing 5 parts mixed Tang and 2 parts of the cheapest bourbon able to be found.

That West Virginia Space Shuttle sure will get you off.

by Jullen WVU August 20, 2012

West Virginia Pepperoni Roll

The sexual act of the female while having a yeast infection getting the males counterpart (pepperoni stick) inside her.

Bonus Points if she’s menstruating also, true West Virginias know that a pepperoni roll isn’t complete without the red sauce and olivario pepper chunks.

Babe bend over, I’m about to give you a West Virginia Pepperoni Roll!

by Dudley1%er May 17, 2023