Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”
“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”
by newbu September 15, 2018
Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.
Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.
Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.
by bms47 July 28, 2008
1. a girl with a face that resembles your uncle or any uncle
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface
by Jarrod Perreault & Ryan Staples November 22, 2004
by Stosh January 15, 2005
A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.
by Tío Espantoso October 29, 2005
1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.
by charlotte blackwell October 16, 2010
You dirty uncle fucker!
by the_writer_side June 22, 2004