The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.
Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.
Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.
Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.
by pilla naty February 04, 2010
The Agreeable Unicorn is a sex move specifically made for men with man buns or top knots. A dildo is wrapped up in the hair of the man bun or top knot, and is then used to penetrate a sexual partner. This was aptly named because someone with a dildo wrapped up in their hair looks like a unicorn, and the act of penetrating a partner looks like the unicorn nodding yes in agreement.
Katie was giving Jonathan booty, then he took the rubber band out of his hair and wrapped a dildo up in his long luscious locks, then Jonathan gave Katie the Agreeable Unicorn to her satisfaction.
by slipintoaslimjim October 11, 2016
by chaselc June 18, 2011
More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.
by Alhgator April 19, 2017
When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.
"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.
by m24b August 31, 2011
Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.
by theo_ny April 25, 2009
Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.
by Jawen July 08, 2014