unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

by notsohrab69 February 22, 2022

statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.

Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.

by pilla naty February 4, 2010

Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

man unicorn

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

by Alhgator April 19, 2017

Unicorn kiss

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.

"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.

by m24b September 1, 2011

unicorn porn

shit that is never going to happen

Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.

by theo_ny April 25, 2009

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

by Jawen July 8, 2014