Turkey

101 proof or death in a bottle

Drinking turkey will cause large portions of the night to be blacked out

by Kyle G September 9, 2008

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.

Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.

by Bologna November 26, 2005

Turkey

A beautiful country that everyone should visit

I had a great vacation at Turkey

by brf1907 February 13, 2009

turkey

The opposite of virgin for a girl, because they have "received a stuffing"

"I heard she was a virgin"
"What, at 17? Nah, definitely turkey"

by Triaxial Ellipsoid January 14, 2004

Turkey

A game that can be played by male or female of any sexual preference. Bascically to eat ones ass.

Joe and Tim often play Turkey. Joe squats and Tim gobbles.

by 31Mess July 31, 2009

turkey holocaust day

Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.

Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!

by BAPE N' APES January 11, 2008