Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.

"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."

by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

back tug

Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.

Would you like to give me a back tug

by BigDaddyDjusnutted November 2, 2022

Tug

An very interesting and informative person they are amazing and unique

Tug is very cool

by Bruggles November 26, 2020

Tug

A way to say road man when you are one.

James: I need some help
Adam: Dw i know some tugs

by Waffler November 8, 2020

Nub and Tug

A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.

After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.

by Erik And MIke October 14, 2019