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i have a trump of a bladder
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Your trump
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To significantly underperform in comparison to past performances.

Often revealing that past successes were chance flukes.
After losing badly in his second game of chess it became apparent he had no idea what he was doing.

"Oh man you really trumped that!"
by GIngerBreadMan November 9, 2020
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The fat cranky orange asshole who destroyed America. he is a disgusting fag who deserves to be remembered as the loser who only served 1 term as president and did a horribly shitty job at it. Fuck you donald trump!
Teacher in 2078: class we will be learning about Donald trump

Student: isn’t he that loser who promised to make America great again but was actually super racist to all races including his own, sexualized every woman he met including his wife and own daughter, hid in his bunker like a little pussy during the BLM movement because he’s scared of the people and doesn’t wanna give them rights and only served 1 term because he sucked so much as a president that literally everyone wanted him to stop being included in anything related to the USA and politics, even the republicans who supposedly supported him but now deny that they ever even voted for him?
teacher: Yes
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1. To fuck something up through sheer ignorance, stupidity and/or selfishness.

2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.

3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
1. Bruh, I trump my grandma's lungs after attending a Trump's rally without a mask, catching Covid and giving it to her. Now grandma is dead, some family members are infected... but hey, MAGA!

2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.

3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
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When you can constantly throw shit but can't take it. Someone who insults others but can't deal with critique or getting rekt.
Trump wants to punish a reporter for asking him a tough question, even after he told the reporter she had blood coming out of her whatever. What a fucking "Trump"
by Menstralmotorcycle May 20, 2018
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Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
Her face, contorted due to the foul stench emanating from the Trump that had just been emitted
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