Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

Tennessee Trout Bugger

When you are on a boat with an Intimate partner, and you engage in the act of anal sex then take the shit covered and cum filled condom and catch a trout with it, to then you reel it in and gut it and place the innards into your partners gaped hole.

ex.
1-"Dude i went fishing with the homeless lady that's always hanging around the 7/11 last weekend "
2-"You're a sick man, did you atleast get a rusty trombone out of it?"
1-"Nah dude but i convicted her to let me try the Tennessee trout bugger on her it was so fucking hot"

by Uncle_Rickyrapem July 5, 2025

Out like a trout

Big Turtle and Small Turtle making out

Big Turtle and Small Turtle are having romantic moments and they decide to out like a trout

by BTloveST December 8, 2018

Trout Fingers

Something you call soneone if they think about touching aquatic forms of life frequently

Jeremy was called trout fingers by some asshole when he was petting stingrays at the aquarium

by TroutAcolyte "moonfingerer" May 23, 2018

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

Smelly bitch trout

Beth Wilkinson is one whom smells like a bitchy trout.

Look at her over there shes such a smelly bitch trout.

by Diabetic kev January 4, 2019

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019