Tool

Someone who is easily swayed or derailed from ones own opinion or true feelings by perceived outside influences.

Jessamyn is such a tool. She totally wants Skip, but keeps playing stupid games because she thinks other people think it's cool.

by Skipabeat January 1, 2009

Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013

Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.

hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

tool

The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.

You are such a tool!!

by lsgirl July 3, 2006

tool porn

The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.

Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.

I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.

by FiatLukes October 24, 2009

Tool

Somebody who looks good and knows it and uses their looks to their advantage.

Angelo "Teary Tool" (Tool Academy 3), Shane (L word), Myself (Planet Awesome)

by existential6 April 13, 2010

o'toole syndrome

When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

by Long John Dildosmacker October 10, 2013