Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004

devil toes

red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.

I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.

by flato vv October 28, 2006

Toe Bot

Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."

Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.

by fuckingay August 17, 2006

bro toe

What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.

Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!

by mark the shark z December 16, 2007

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

Toe dipping

Dipping your toes in the waters of flirting. They're a friend but you both flirt without going too far. A toe dip.

Girl:ya, we're toe dipping but I kinda want more.

by That female January 4, 2017

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021