Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 23, 2004

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devil toes

red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.

I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.

by flato vv October 29, 2006

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What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.

Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!

by mark the shark z November 17, 2007

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Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."

Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.

by fuckingay August 17, 2006

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Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

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n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.

Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!

by Torx August 03, 2011

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A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016

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