catholic church

the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD

the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began..

by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

Church of Satan

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

Church mouse

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

by goody November 24, 2015

God Church

In the song "It's Everyday, Bro," made by a YouTube star named Jake Paul, he said "I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church." A lot of dumbfucks in the video were wondering what it was because they don't watch the vlogs. There was meant to be a comma seperating god and church.

" I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church."
God church

by MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN BULLSHIT July 25, 2017

South Church

South church is the chavviest place in County Durham. You will often find 10 year olds smoking and drinking and people shagging in the old graveyard. The group in south church often gets called wrongens, chavvy, alcoholics and nicotine addicts. This is the best place to go for a mint night out.

Oi lads should we go down South church and get fuckedddd?!!

by Bishopmafia April 13, 2019

Church Swag

When you are going to/at church and you feeling all swagged out. Yeah Aha You Know what it is.

Walking in the toilet, looking the mirror..."Church Swaaaaaaaggg, You Knooooooow."..Awks. Church Swag

by Cash Money Son. May 16, 2011

church socks

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

by MicahG November 1, 2006