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The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
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the modern term for treatin it (sexual intercourse) with two hoes at once.. lets face it three some is outdated.
"yo i just had a dubul skrewb (dew-bull screw-b) with Jenna and Sue."
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."
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