Beef Wellington

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Street Beef

A large turd, often canine, occasionally human, found on curbs and sidewalks in neighborhoods all over the world.

sorry I was late, I stepped in a pile of street beef on my way over here...

by Shitake Monkey September 9, 2006

Big Beef

having a extreme sized penis with a enourmous "dick head"

i put ma' big beef all up in her butthole and made her scream " daassz that dzaddy dzick"

by JuniorxManin February 18, 2009

beef bus

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

by Pod November 14, 2004

beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.

She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.

by WillyK March 26, 2008