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Business Coke

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.
"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."

"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."
by Business Mattr3ss August 1, 2009
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real business

by Whitney December 25, 2004
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Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control
Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business
by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009
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busy burger

v. the act of drawing a penis in a book
n. a small child with waves in the hair, a face ressembling the hebrew people.
lives by his high school in a restaurant, lives on a steady diet of burgers and fries
"Dude that kid is such a busy burger"
"Dude fuck yea"
by Mike Iazzetto February 27, 2008
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Risky business

Having a hooker throw a party at her spot. Then rob the place after and make her buy back the stuff you stolen. Then using that money to pay for one class at community college.
Dam, I had to do a little risky business for these 3 credits
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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Serious business

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.
by kid slicc March 1, 2018
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business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.
I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.
by Dan May 13, 2005
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