"Straight" guy

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates

"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023

Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm

"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"

by Jack George June 11, 2008

fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.

FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.

by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023

tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.

First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.

by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010