text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

textalizing

the act of seduction through text messages

"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman

by nash+ February 6, 2006

Text Sex

Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).

Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.

by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008

text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008

text-dropping

To look onto someone who is texting or receiving a text. Eavesdropping is to listen to a conversation. Text-dropping is the same but with a cell phone conversation.

"My friend is always watching me text, he is such a text-dropper."
"I was text-dropping on my friend's conversation on his cell phone."

by Rocky. L December 20, 2007

textasy

Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.

Dude...sorry I didn't get your text message. My phone is trippin on textasy!

by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008

text tone

Your tone of voice as perceived by a text message.

Text message from Jalen to Cydney: "I hate you"

Cydney did not understand Jalen's text tone so she responded harshly to his text message.

by ceegeebee November 26, 2016