screw you guys im king lesbian

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---

Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"

by YourNewFather November 19, 2021

Screw you guys, I'm going home

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023

screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

by Cont78 July 25, 2011

Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.

My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

by Island Brooio June 17, 2022

Dubul Skrewb (dew-bull screw-b)

the modern term for treatin it (sexual intercourse) with two hoes at once.. lets face it three some is outdated.

"yo i just had a dubul skrewb (dew-bull screw-b) with Jenna and Sue."

by orahsleotard March 8, 2010

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018