rode a pope

1. To get away with openly humiliating someone or committing a crime, that normally would result in punishment.

Everyone knows OJ did it, but he rode a pope and even wrote a book about it.

Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face? He sure rode that pope.

by jellybananamamajama October 21, 2010

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015