The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.
Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either
A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying
A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying
by The Domster October 05, 2009
Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.
We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.
by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 24, 2022
To masturbate; to beat it.
by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006
by alfie_fan January 05, 2010
An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.
Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!
by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009
When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.
Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.
by VegSXEBassist August 14, 2007