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Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.
I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.
by Astro Dew August 20, 2025
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mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.
"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"
by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
by renstar July 19, 2015
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messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.
That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.
by Huck2 July 23, 2020
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Mess

When something is cringe, that is your friend or a NSFW video on YouTube that has some Contant farms in it and it will make you say mess, mess is the slang word for what is life, should this YouTuber have a life?, or just downright stupid and probably shit
by Nolan thatch April 28, 2025
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