Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 08, 2024

Evan major

The best all I can say

He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him

by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021

Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores

Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin

by Chopped cheese December 03, 2023

sexually majored

The term Majored or Sexually Majored as more precise description is to have fantastic anal sex.

She will enjoy being Sexually Majored by Major Tom.

by December 21, 2021

Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD

Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss

by Sqwimble McWimble May 12, 2024

Major anger issues

Always gets mad.
easily.

"you have major anger issues..."

by xheluvsshanx October 28, 2023

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020