"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." This happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY. To "get deuced" is the worst possible way to be punished.
by na$ty nate and junior April 05, 2006
by The Inmate July 11, 2008
"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."
by em & jane September 28, 2003
by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003
Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo
I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.
by IllestM'FockerAlive March 05, 2013
A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.
by Malnack July 03, 2010