Monke

A joking way of using the word monkey. Usually used in memes

Reject humanity return to Monke.

by Hashira_ January 23, 2022

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

monke

monke

forget humanity become monke

by monke villager April 5, 2021

monke

i understood that very well!

teacher: bla bla bla
student: monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.

Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.

by GooseMilker May 7, 2022

monke

an unfunny and annoying internet meme

guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)

by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013