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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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Karl Spencer

a complement you would give to someone beautiful that you like.
"Hey, you're lookin' pretty Karl Spencer today."
by Thatdude483 August 23, 2019
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Karl Rock

PewDiePie's doppelganger from New Zealand. He's a vlogger on YouTube, who travels around India. He's also married to an Indian girl. He also exposes scammers in India. Unlike pewds he's a fan of Tseries. He's also known as PewDiePie on crack or Crackpie.
Person A: look I met PewDiePie at the airport and took a selfie with him.
Person B: that's not pewds. That's Karl Rock. He looks like PewDiePie though. He's better than PewDiePie.
by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020
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King Karl

The King Karl is when you get a breakup text while losing at video games
“Dude, you thought you had a bad night? I got King Karl’s last night!”
by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025
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Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.
Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
by 11785 May 1, 2019
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.
I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.
by Dygatron January 25, 2012
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