Fuzzy bogart

Masturbating with your blinds open with intent to be caught by any outside observers

I was fuzzy bogarting yesterday.

by Ori9inalfarmer May 9, 2019

Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

friday fuzzies

The "Friday Fuzzies" represent the delightful, anticipatory feeling of joy and contentment that arises as the workweek ends, signaling the arrival of a weekend filled with relaxation and enjoyment. It stands in contrast to the "Sunday Scaries," offering a welcome respite from weekday worries.

Kristen was overcome by an irresistible sense of joy and anticipation known as the "Friday Fuzzies" while enjoying her lunch break at work, eagerly embracing the upcoming weekend. This delightful phenomenon stands in stark contrast to the dreaded "Sunday Scaries."

by netsirk June 18, 2023

fuzzy no no

rollex

wanna see my new rollex

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

fuzzy water

A ‘fuzzy water’ can be considered a fizzy soda, sparkling water, or a soft drink. If someone says fuzzy water, they simply have just forgot which words they were going to say and needed similar words to help fill in the blanks and not leave everyone clueless.

“Hey M you got some fuzzy water?”
“What on earth is fuzzy water?”
“Look it up on the urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022