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To batman

To unalive one's parents
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"
by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023
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The Batman and The Jokster

The Batman and The Jokster is an American TV series in which it follows the daily events of Batman and The Jokster. The show was created by content creator/show writer/song writer Onion Zest. Currently there are only 3 videos in the series, baman and the jokster: pilot, The Batman and The Jokster Episode 1 trailer, and bahman and jokster: episode 0.5 season 1. Currently there is no confirmed release date for episode 1 of the series but the episode 1 trailer stated that the first episode will be released sometime in 2022 or 2023.
Person 1: Did you see that new show called The Batman and The Jokster?

Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!
by xXxfatboogie March 27, 2022
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Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet
Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace
by Stewed squares April 13, 2022
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Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia
Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.
by Madmaximus February 16, 2020
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Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).
A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,
by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023
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Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume
Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
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Batman

Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).
Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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