Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

batman toe

An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes

Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe

by Mr. Wine Bag April 5, 2017

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

batman

Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by bubba da prince October 23, 2017

BaTmAn

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by Gael.AB May 15, 2017

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017