technically i'm a virgin

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."

The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"

by Tighnit March 4, 2014

teching

Teching: To pretend you know what you are doing, when really all you do is restore the defaults, And send a Ping.

If all else fails, you can always do a trusted reboot.

My internet doesnt work. We need to do some teching... Restore the defaults. If that doesnt work, we dont support it.

by heather and james January 24, 2008

Technique

Doing a poo with feet up either on bath or toilet seat.

Al: I'm texting you whilst doing the technique.

by charl init April 20, 2011

Berks Technical Institute

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.

Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?

by _jester November 24, 2011

techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.

The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.

by Father Higgins August 12, 2003

techniqueer

the kid that sits behind you in algebra with a graphing calculator that he's reprogrammed 4 different times throughout the hour so he can play diddy kong racing in 3D.

Lyle: Woah chris, check out this new version of windows i just wrote!
Mike: hey Lyle, shut the hell up. you're a fucking techniqueer if I ever knew one.

by Mic 1.0 April 11, 2007

bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011