Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.

Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?

by ursaggybutt101 March 09, 2017

literature teacher

A sadistic poet that enjoys preaching communism in the language of literature.

The soviets specialises in literature teachers

by Question life April 08, 2021

witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white

what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?

by kevin the nerd1 November 07, 2017

dance teacher

somebody that doesn’t know the meaning of one more time

one more time (10 times later) one more time! dance teacher

by tiktokqueenie October 05, 2020

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 03, 2021

Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia January 24, 2012

bad teacher

A person who gives a term's worth of homework for you to do in the two week holidays (gives holiday homework), tells you to move schools just because you didn't do that homework and has favourites in a class.

Math teacher: ...And also i assigned you more Mathletics homework.
Me: Yaay -_-
Friend: *In low voice* Really?
Me: *Also in a low voice* ofc not.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, MAYBE YOU ShOULD CONSIDER MOVING THIS YEAR RATHER THAN IN YEAR 10!
*Class is quiet and ends ten minutes later*
Me: SHE'S SO FUCKING MEAN AND SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.Why the fuck was she even listening to my conversation? I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Friends: Ikr that so harsh of her, she's such a bad teacher.

by Welp001212 April 19, 2019