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Grief Tax

The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer
That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.

He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
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Syrup Tax

Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.
Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?
by Carlo Dagastoni April 18, 2021
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Girl Tax

1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.

Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
Yoooo gal you’re very sexy and have a fat back get ready for girl tax.
by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022
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sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.
Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
by Nikooties May 8, 2019
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the chesse tax

if you take chesse out to cook or make a snack you got to feed your dog with a bit of chesse dog or cat or parrot or your animan
dont forget to put chesse on the pasta -wait i gotta pay the chesse tax
by oscat the cat lover March 25, 2023
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Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019
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taxed to death

When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.
People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.
by Vanguard 1998 February 8, 2021
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