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tweakersitting

To assist and watch over a tweaker that has been up too long with a tendency to lose things.
I spent the night tweakersitting Kerry otherwise he would have lost his wallet or credit card again.
by JeFFStepH March 13, 2019
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Tweezerlizer

Ranndom nerve pain that intermittently comes in waves all over your body
I was watching TV and I suddenly got tweezerlizers from my head to my feet.
by MONKEY-JUNK April 15, 2019
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Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....What a dick!
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
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Tweezer

A person that likes to torture people by pulling out their most distinctive characteristic and also enjoying every moment of it. Also known as an asshole with an ashy crack. Basically a jealous person that insults what he/she doesnt have.
You a tweezer, enjoying a person's pain you caused.
by Sinopizankies November 11, 2019
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Tweezer Chomp

Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.
Kyle decided the tweezer chomp was the sexiest way to carry someone.
by Slender cooch December 3, 2019
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tweakeritus

When you try to fix what aint broken now it's fucking broken.
Got a bad case of tweakeritus while fixing the flashlight that used to work until I tried fixin it.
by ***Chicken*** September 25, 2020
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Tweakerism

Forehead light is full on tweakerism
by Me&You7281 October 8, 2020
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